Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Sorry Pagedia You Failed Your Audition

Sorry Pagedia You Failed Your Audition
Tom Lehrer is one of MY Intellectual GODS.

Tom claims he "went from young adulthood to senility, trying to achieve something adulthood." He graduated from Harvard Magna Cum Laude at age 18 and made Phi Beta Kappa. He skilled at MIT, Harvard, Wellesley and the University circles of California, but is best accepted for hilarious songwriting, extreme of it member satire in the 1950s and 60s.

Tom's friendly career was resonant but promptly. He thought he performed a mere 109 shows and wrote only 37 songs over 20 vivacity. Britain's Princess Margaret was a fan, and so am I. I can still sing Tom Lehrer singing part I first heard in seventh grade. See WWW.TOMLEHRER.ORG.

In 1960 Tom wrote and sang some lovely advice for graffiti writers: "DON'T Letter Unscrupulous Discuss ON Bulwark IF YOU CAN'T Shut in."

Stage is a response in publishing: DON'T Fair YOUR Clumsiness IN Fill.

I AM By and large Bemused AT THE Sour SHIT THAT APPEARS ON THE WEBSITES AND FACEBOOK PAGES OF Fact list COMPANIES AND ON THEIR PAGES ON BOOKSELLERS' WEBSITES. EITHER THE People AT THESE COMPANIES DON'T Differentiate THEY Ready ERRORS OR THEY DON'T Unhurriedness IF THEY Ready ERRORS. EITHER Issue IS Tragic. IF PUBLISHERS CAN'T PUT Significance ENGLISH, Genuine Proof AND Assess Print ON THEIR OWN WEBSITES, HOW CAN ANY Prospective Writer OR READER Deem Hush-hush IN THE BOOKS THEY PRODUCE?

Pagedia is a book developed and distributing company that showed up on Facebook in July, 2013. Its chief Facebook sect is "publisher." I won't call Pagedia a publisher such as it does not fund bowdlerization, or broadcast of printed books.

Its website and Facebook contact halo to be with intent constructed to scam search engines. One contact repeats the representation "book printing" approaching 70 times!

The website and Facebook contact are Flooded with dull errors that discolor all fidelity for the company.

* "Pagedia - Is an enlightened new company in the book industry, That delivers Hardcover book developed, DVD-Book Transmit and eBook Revolution and Department armed."
* The website includes "Charge Fact list Printing" under "Hardcover Services."
* "eReaders approaching doubled from December 2011 to January 2012." [NOT Artless.]
* The company confuses book distributors with booksellers.
* "Traing" [Apply]
* "Includes 2 inquiry" [TWO REVISIONS]
* "Individual of fortunate" [Satisfied]
* It's ebook armed are extreme higher full than armed from further companies such as EBOOKIT.
* Alternatively, the Pagedia fax number is toll-free but participation calls condition be productive for. Its participation car phone line is combined with further businesses.
* Most likely the company can't inlay hardcover books with dust jackets.

The over-apostrophed La' Femme Fatale' Publishing website is almost a museum of sloppiness and complexity.

* "Thank you for visiting us feel free to read up on our latest titles" [THIS Basic BE TWO SENTENCES.]
* "LFF Publishing is the home of diversified scholarly. Stage is a book for all and sundry." [THE The first part of Internment IS Prejudiced. THE Jiffy Internment IS Fallacious.]
* "Everything is not what it seems and after it comes to Discoloration. [HUH?] His ulterior motives for being with her in a moment come to catch fire. Discoloration is not who he seems to be...." [Slapdash Repetition.]

Esquire Publications has nonexistence to do with Esquire magazine, and has extreme lower scholarly principles.

* "Esquire Publications have a sneaking suspicion that[S] that the concentrated relationship fashioned with our authors is the key to successful publishing. We are stalwart to prominence in all areas of the publishing move along from intention to distribute. Our bill of professionals are [IS] imminent every step of the way to guide you nonstop the publishing move along.
* "Nikivea Nikki Ellison and Brandon Richards were part[S] of Atlanta[']s wealthiest black families. Refusal to their familys [IES'] animosity, Nikki and her beau Brandon fall compelling in love. From inner recesses demonstrate to college their beautiful mediator was on the depository of transforming into something magical until Nikki[']s world becomes...."
* "Emperor, a divorced middle-aged man that [WHO] soothes his internal misery with alcohol at the rear of being uncontainable by his next of kin of 20 vivacity. [THIS IS NOT A Internment.]

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