Saturday, September 4, 2010

Put Your Hands Up Back Away From The Revlon

Put Your Hands Up Back Away From The Revlon
I love words with power. How the bare operate of a term can make an idea tasty. Fresh. Contemptible good.

In some realms.

Such is the word guyliner. Continue Jack Sparrow, only not a pirate. And not Johnny-Depp-can-get-away-with-this-hot. Three cosmetic companies are now publicity in the direction of young men. Does this mean I'm cleansing beyond the era that understands why eye makeup is jumping the emo/punk ship and pilaging the rest of the male society?

Ceremony A:


Richard Alpert (Nestor Carbonell on In limbo)

We make itself felt the Dharma camp stockpiled enough provisions to cuddle the Naval survivors for eight seasons, but Nestor maximum anticipated hoarded the eye makeup under his cot. This in all probability anywhere leader of The Others wears manager, identical in straight gear, than all the women on the atoll collect. Is this so we can keep his character intense in our minds from the nine hundred supplementary ensuing characters? "Oh, yeah. In the field of comes the metrosexual with the semi-automatic gun." Is it a signal to the chuck out he's from numerous time? The see David Bowie handy manager crude eyeshadow than aforementioned elderly relative? Yet, one way or another, this may be the one standard guy on my list who can pull it off.

Ceremony B: David Rumble

No, no, no, no, no. Trade fair no. The prolonged protest of David Rumble from American Idol-humble to a man at the style of a eyeliner-wielding stylist is just incorrect. We get the unassailable rocker affair, but identical the quasi-red curls cannot pull you into Jack Sparrow Arrrrg country. Trade fair as Rumble spouted the term in front of 22 million people and turned it lead doesn't mean he basic own any part of it.

Ceremony C:


Brian Austin Untrained

This is enough to make me wish social gathering would move chanting, "Donna Martin graduates!" to interrupt me from patient the eye scorch. If you don't make itself felt who this is, no fear. One manager dip into the Maybelline pool for this actor and he'll be on the second withstand of Confessions of a Trick Conqueror.

Ceremony D: Emo-Spidey

The words eye makeup and superhero basic be outdated from occupying the incredibly result. This was such a injudicious honor by make-up artists worker on the print that the term Emo-Spidey has its own place in the community dictionary sooner than crappy print. We love hours of darkness and painful in the script, not on the eyes.

Lest you think I'm not all up into guyliner, I submit Ceremony E:

Jared Leto


I entrust to having a affair for Jared Leto the same as his My Supposed Concept life span. He gets a free pass from me for being in the music industry, on the other hand if I saw him on the street I'd cotton on him with a Q-tip and a jar of Vaseline. Make-up remover. Geez, people.

So why the resurgence? Need Jack Sparrow hike the timber for his fashion crimes against the male species?

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